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{"type":"general","setup":"Where do bees go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The BP station.","id":284}

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{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}

{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}

{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the judge say to the dentist?","punchline":"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?","id":174}

{"type":"general","setup":"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?","punchline":"Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.","id":80}

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