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Isochnus is a genus of beetles belonging to the family Curculionidae.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Stephan Knoll","displaytitle":"Stephan Knoll","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16730936","titles":{"canonical":"Stephan_Knoll","normalized":"Stephan Knoll","display":"Stephan Knoll"},"pageid":42215652,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Stephan_Knoll%2C_South_Australia%2C_2018.jpg","width":184,"height":262},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Stephan_Knoll%2C_South_Australia%2C_2018.jpg","width":184,"height":262},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286614639","tid":"4bb1bb14-1e45-11f0-b435-be9be93fa99d","timestamp":"2025-04-21T00:12:22Z","description":"Australian politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephan_Knoll","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephan_Knoll?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephan_Knoll?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stephan_Knoll"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephan_Knoll","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Stephan_Knoll","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephan_Knoll?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stephan_Knoll"}},"extract":"Stephan Karl Knoll is a former Australian politician who represented the South Australian House of Assembly electorate of Schubert for the Liberal Party from 2014 to 2022. Knoll served as Minister for Transport, Infrastructure and Local Government and Minister for Planning in the Marshall Ministry between 2018 and 2020, and as Leader of Government Business in the House of Assembly from February to July 2020.","extract_html":"
Stephan Karl Knoll is a former Australian politician who represented the South Australian House of Assembly electorate of Schubert for the Liberal Party from 2014 to 2022. Knoll served as Minister for Transport, Infrastructure and Local Government and Minister for Planning in the Marshall Ministry between 2018 and 2020, and as Leader of Government Business in the House of Assembly from February to July 2020.
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