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Eryx colubrinus, also known as the Kenyan sand boa and several other common names, is a species of snake in the subfamily Erycinae of the family Boidae. The species is native to northern and eastern Africa. Three subspecies are recognized.
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Aldrovanda vesiculosa, commonly known as the waterwheel plant, is the sole extant species in the flowering plant genus Aldrovanda of the family Droseraceae. The plant captures small aquatic invertebrates using traps similar to those of the Venus flytrap. The traps are arranged in whorls around a central, free-floating stem, giving rise to the common name. This is one of the few plant species capable of rapid movement.
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