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The trifolium curve is a type of quartic plane curve. The name comes from the Latin terms for 3-leaved, defining itself as a folium shape with 3 equally sized leaves.
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{"type":"standard","title":"İmranlı District","displaytitle":"İmranlı District","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q119608258","titles":{"canonical":"İmranlı_District","normalized":"İmranlı District","display":"İmranlı District"},"pageid":73941699,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Sivas_location_%C4%B0mranl%C4%B1.png/330px-Sivas_location_%C4%B0mranl%C4%B1.png","width":320,"height":284},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Sivas_location_%C4%B0mranl%C4%B1.png","width":900,"height":800},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1231124233","tid":"99e95dca-33d6-11ef-b787-d332420d5ef6","timestamp":"2024-06-26T16:10:27Z","description":"District of Sivas Province, Turkey","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":39.88333333,"lon":38.13333333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%B0mranl%C4%B1_District","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%B0mranl%C4%B1_District?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%B0mranl%C4%B1_District?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:%C4%B0mranl%C4%B1_District"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%B0mranl%C4%B1_District","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/%C4%B0mranl%C4%B1_District","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%B0mranl%C4%B1_District?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:%C4%B0mranl%C4%B1_District"}},"extract":"İmranlı District is a district of the Sivas Province of Turkey. Its seat is the town of İmranlı. Its area is 1,292 km2, and its population is 9,091 (2023). It became a district on 1 January 1948.","extract_html":"
İmranlı District is a district of the Sivas Province of Turkey. Its seat is the town of İmranlı. Its area is 1,292 km2, and its population is 9,091 (2023). It became a district on 1 January 1948.
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