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Harg Church is a medieval church in Stockholm County, Sweden. It is part of the Archdiocese of Uppsala.
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Jose Cabalfin Calugas was a member of the Philippine Scouts during World War II. He received the Medal of Honor for actions during the Battle of Bataan.
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