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Subliminal Groove Records is an independent record label focused on niche extreme metal bands. The label was founded in Montreal, Quebec, Canada in 2012 by Justin Lee and has developed a reputation for signing progressive and underground artists. It is most active in online distribution and social media, while expansions of physical presence are planned.
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The Hyantiini are a tribe of cicadas from North and South America.
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JYJ was a South Korean boy band formed in 2010 by Kim Junsu, Kim Jae-joong, and Park Yoo-chun, the three former members of TVXQ. Their group name is taken from the initial letters of each